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Britty Bits

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These are things my friend's 4 year old says and does.

*Britty writing in her letter alphabet book* "look I write an S"
*her dad*  " cool so what does the S stand for? " since there are pictures in the book.
So Britty goes without missing a beat "Sssh!" She then continues to draw and say "no taking on the class room."
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Mike: what is game?
Ian: IT'S WHEN YOU'RE SO HOT THE SUN FEELS COLD! :3

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Me and my friends sitting in McDonald's having random conversation when the awesomeness of the Iron Man suit comes up.

Me: Wish I had an Iron Man suit then I wouldn't have to go to the bathroom right now lol
Ian: Wait what? Really?
Me: Yeah remember in Iron Man 2 when Tony was drunk off his ass. He pissed in the suit but it has a filtration device.
Ian: Wow that's pretty awesome but guess it comes in handy since he wares the suit everywhere and fly's around at high speeds.
Me: Makes sense doesn't it? Especially in long meetings....^_^
Randomly Mike enters conversation: yeah it's like peeing in black pants there's a warm feeling but no one really notices.
Me and Ian: O.O wtf!! lol *choke on drinks*
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Apocalypse?

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These are quotes from the bible.

"It will happen in a moment, in the blink of an eye, when the last trumpet is blown. For when the trumpet sounds, those who have died will be raised to live forever. And we who are living will also be transformed." 1 Corinthians 15:52

"Your dead will live; Their corpses will rise. You who lie in the dust, awake and shout for joy, For your dew is as the dew of the dawn, And the earth will give birth to the departed spirits." Isaiah 26:19

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:"
1 Thessalonians 4:16

An apocalypse (Greek: ἀποκάλυψις apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil" or "revelation") is a disclosure of something hidden from the majority of mankind in an era dominated by falsehood and misconception, i.e. the veil to be lifted. The Apocalypse of John (Greek Ἀποκάλυψις Ἰωάννου) is the Book of Revelation, the last book of the New Testament. By extension, apocalypse can refer to any End Time scenario, or to the end of the world in general.

Okay that might all just be me meaninglessly pointing out things or I'm making a point here.

And the Point Is... the bible is soo saying that the Zombie Apocalypse is real!!

So go prepare yourselves. Because it will happen but i have no idea when ^^;
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Well today was uneventful....Why is it that when i'm in class i can't get my stupid phone to shut up, but when i'm bored as hell at home it doesn't ring once >_<.  Well since this is the first entry Introductions in order. Hi I'm Phoenix, yeah my mom was the opposite of the hippie ^^;. Anyway I'm a College student at BCC in Cali. Not the awesome part with disney land and all that junk. No the Mojave desert sucky part. I have 2 kitty's that I've had for 11 years (they say they slow with age... DON"T BELIEVE THEM!) my cats still act like kittens. Their names are Wine-boo and Poopers... yeah i kind of named them when i was 8 soo....yeah. Anyway i have an exstensive collection involving anything dragon related because i love dragons :3. Hmm.... Dang this is boring so i'll stop.
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